Following the 2013 Grabbys porn awards, Chi Chi LaRue released her winners for the 2013 Messy’s in recognition of the events that transpired during and after the awards show. Let’s dive straight into this mess!
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Now this is a clash of titans! Trenton and Chris have such unique styles, and they both look great in and out of clothes, so it’s difficult to say who would reign supreme.
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I first met Matthew Rush at San Diego Pride many years ago. I had his VHS porn tapes hidden in my school locker so my mother wouldn’t find them! My knees shook with nerves when I saw him walking down the street, he seemed almost untouchable, a dream. When he spoke, bedazzled purses came flying out of his mouth and that only endeared me more to him. He’s just like the rest of us nellies, and that is relatable!
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Levi and I bonded a lot over Grabbys weekend and were practically inseparable. Take it from me, he’s absolutely delicious! Now that we’re back in Manhattan, we’re sure to cause even more trouble. This is the start of a beautiful, albeit chaotic, friendship!
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Ryan is one of those people I love to hate. He’s one of the few people who continues to have visible abdominal muscles while sitting down, and that’s just cruel to display in front of these mortal eyes. He will be coming to visit in a few weeks, and I can’t wait to take him out for some fun!
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My interaction with Shawn was brief, but I swooned at the sight of all that fur. WRRUUUFF!
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Short people have a special place in my heart, and Armond Rizzo holds a special place in my pants. I’m 5’7″ which makes him fun-sized.
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What are the qualities of a great ass? Some like them smooth, some prefer them hairy, but I think we can all agree that a truly remarkable ass is one that is both firm and retains a bounce. Damian Taylor epitomizes those qualities and can sit on my face until the sun rises.
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Of course I was thoroughly distracted throughout the awards show, but Topher held my attention among the crowd of gorgeous men. Between his lean physique, perfect smiles, and sweet personality, I found myself swooning over him like a schoolboy.
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It had been a few months since I saw Tommy, so I was ecstatic to see him again. He won Best Cock at the 2013 Grabbys Awards and is nominated for Best Top in the upcoming HotRods gay porn awards in London later this month! I’m going to throw this out into the universe now so that it may soon come back to fuck me in the butt: please let Tommy and I work on a film together soon!
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While Jimmy and I never formally met, we crossed paths at the awards show and took several photos alongside other performers. Maybe it was the booze, or my overactive imagination, but I could swear he was undressing me with his eyes.
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Despite dancing together at Hydrate last weekend, Max didn’t immediately recognize me out of my Black Party drag. Our adventures around Boystown and downtown Chicago, where he nearly fell out of my hotel window upon seeing a spider, are something I won’t soon forget.
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Another gay porn newcomer like myself, Tony is part of the power throuple composed of himself, Aleks Buldocek, and Paul Steele. Get ready to see him make waves in his budding career!
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A fellow pup and kinkster, Draven and I had a great time at Black Party 2013. He combines sexy and sweet in a way that endears you to him while opening you up to a few kinks you may not have thought possible.
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Y’all know I was on the lookout for Tom all weekend, but unfortunately I never ran into him. He’s definitely on my to-do list, so I’ll be keeping my eyes out for any opportunity to film a scene!
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Why hasn’t there been a gay porn parody of Real World or Mean Girls? Austin would be perfectly cast in either, but who else would you include in a production of these series?
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His disarmingly innocent smile makes Christian the perfect candidate for this award. Behind those beautiful eyes is an absolute animal who will ravage you until you scream for more. Sign me up!
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This boy knows how to have a good time! Our CockyBoys adventures around Boystown was a highlight of my trip, and it’s always fun to meet other boys who live in or near Manhattan.
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There are many reasons why I love Leo, but chief among them is the freedom with which he carries himself. We first met at Black Party last year. I thought I’d be the only one wearing different outfits throughout the weekend, until I saw a kindred spirit in Leo. We know how to rock a variety of looks!
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Doug and I were go-go dancing at Chi Chi’s kickoff party at Hydrate on the Thursday before the awards show. He grabbed my hand and led me down to the dancer’s changing room, and my mind whirled with fantasies of what would ensue behind closed doors. Unfortunately, I was rocked back into reality when I heard my name being called back onstage. I assure you it will happen the next time we meet!
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Rumor has it this power bottom can take quite the pounding, which is why he won this year’s title of “Best Pup on a Stick”. Who will be the first to claim his hole for a double penetration? Do we have any takers?
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Words cannot express how much mr.Pam brightens up every room she enters. I long for the day when I finally get to work with her. Just think about it: mr.Pam, Eli Lewis, and Naked Sword! Let’s make this happen, I’m keeping my fingers crossed and legs wide open.
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As much as I love being in the middle of the action, I’m glad I stayed out of the backstage area at the awards show. It was more fun to watch the mess from afar as a spectator to take note of all the things I shouldn’t be doing. The after parties are another monster to tame, and I’m trying to bury any evidence of my activities from that night.